Things you don't do/ask/tell a bartender
1.Whats in a Madori Sour
2.HEY!!! and wave at dollar at me "screw off bastard your dollar at worth it"
3.I need 5 shots of 151 " are you going to clean up the mess after you puke it out"
4.Can I get a coke back with this henny " quit wasting my glass wear weak ass"
5.Can I get a shot of Louis XIII " do you have $160.00 for a shot"
6.Don't be the guy that orders 9 drinks for all your friends "I have other people at the bar other then you"
7.Don't expect a blended drink to be strong
8.Hey hook a brother up "Hey want to find me a new job when I get caught"
9.Is this a good tip?? "hmm let me see $75.00 tab with a $7.00 tip hmm let me see how fast I want to make your next drink "
10.Why you taking forever to make my drinks " read #6 and #9 "
11.I'm drunk "no drink for you"